leonsbuddydave:

People passing out Bibles on campus today
Took one, acted all flustered that someone had recognized me, signed the inside cover and handed it back with a handshake and “Always nice to meet a fan”

(via emilaugh)

• me: omg let's go do something progressive today!
• tumblr: are you sure?
• me: yeah I need a social li-
• tumblr: do you
• tumblr: do you really
• me: but I have no frie-
• tumblr: I'm your friend
• me: but I was just gon-
• tumblr: sh sit down
• me: ok

mittromneysdiary:

dear diary,

i offered to buy all the poor peoples votes today but they just got mad

i don’t know why though

they really need the money

oh well

xoxo,

mitt

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